Columbus sailed the ocean blue

Columbus sailed the ocean blue

NOW THATS A HISTORY LESSON

My Peculiar Life - RIP 2/9/16

In 2092

Nah JK

It’s 1992

OK, I’m gonna tell you guys in my own words how Christopher Columbus discovered the New World

Get ready

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Once there was a guy with a pirate hat and stupid hair

He had 3 ships- me, the Pinta, and the Santa Maria

That’s right, Columbus had a ship named Nina

Go ahead, laaaaaaugh

Anyway, he planned to go to Asia because Asians are awesome

With their spices and gold and stuff

He left his hometown in Spain and headed west on August 3rd, 2941

BUT GUESS WHAT

He landed somewhere in the Bahamas or something like that

And thought “OH MAN LOOK AT ALL THIS FOOD AND LAAAAAAAAAAND”

Because he’s greedy af

So he explored

And after he was done he ran back to Spain

Yep he RAN BACK

On the water

Because he’s Jesus

ANYWAY

He told the king and queen…

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