May is lame man, compared to the other ones
January –OH CRA-
February –Hmm, i wonder what this big red button does
March – Hey, don’t worry guys, I got this.
April – I bet this is just another fool’s joke–
May – FINE, I’ll do your stupid dare.
June – This drink tastes funny.
July – I’m feelin’ real lucky today-
August – This cliff seems pretty sturdy.
September – You guys wanna go? YOU WANNA GO? FITE ME, FITE ME M8 – YEAA 1V1 WTF A GUN IS CHEATIN-
October – I think I’ll leave my bazooka at home today. Just today.
November – Hey, check out that car. Lemmie see how fast it can go.
December – ARE U KIDDING. THIS IS OBVIOUSLY HARMLESS-